Today I came across a wi-fi connection called ‘Hogwarts’
I decided I would hack my first wi-fi
I put in ‘alohomora’ 
It worked 

bless you

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Tales of Symphonia - Kharlan Heroes


I still believe that Kratos x Anna would be the dorkiest of the pairings…

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#THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE #I need it #tos



When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like


okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

baby: t- t-
parents: the baby's first words!
baby: t- thh- th-
parents: three??? thing???
baby: t- tha- tha-
baby: That’s right, I am Kira. And what can you do? Kill me right here? Hear this: I’m not only Kira, but I’m also God of the new world. Kira has become law in the world we now live. He’s the one who’s maintaining order. I have become justice, the only hope for mankind. Kill me? Is that really the right thing to do? Since Kira’s appearance six years ago, wars have stopped and global crime rates have been reduced by over 70%, but it’s not enough! This world is still rotten… with too many rotten people…. Somebody has to do this! And when I first got that notebook all those years ago, I knew I had to do it—no, I was the only one who could! I understood that killing people was a crime. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY! THE WORLD HAD TO BE FIXED! A purpose given to me! Only I could do it! Who else could’ve done it and come this far?! WOULD THEY’VE KEPT GOING?! … The only one… who can create a new world… is me…


"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

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#sexuality #honestly

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#about me #very much so


Frightening Bakery by Christine McConnell

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#oh my okay


vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

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"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

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Kim Kardashian would make every video game better.

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parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

Yes please please do this it could save a lot of suffering

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#truuuuuuuth #mentality


if u break up with me u have to sing gotta go my own way from hsm 2

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