Today I came across a wi-fi connection called ‘Hogwarts’
I decided I would hack my first wi-fi
I put in ‘alohomora’
Tales of Symphonia - Kharlan Heroes
I still believe that Kratos x Anna would be the dorkiest of the pairings…
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager
Frightening Bakery by Christine McConnell
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
Kim Kardashian would make every video game better.
parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.
Yes please please do this it could save a lot of suffering